I’m not really one to complain about things. We all know that, but I recently walked out of a Great Clips because of the music that was playing. What type of music do you ask? It was wailing ass cowboys, otherwise known as country music. Holy crap is that stuff annoying. When asked if I was going to return my reply was ,”Only if you turn off the country”. I’ve now started getting my haircuts at Sports Clips!
I don’t know how many of you know this, but I started a new job on Monday and this is what the company sent out. I guess I have to be super radical from now on.
Radical to the max that is.
This is Southwest’s reply to me sitting next to a fatty! I suggest everyone writes to an airline if you sit next to a tubby tub tub tub tub.
Dear John,
Thank you for contacting us. We appreciate the opportunity to respond to your concerns.
We regret that you experienced an uncomfortable flight when you traveled with us since another Customer’s girth encroached upon your space onboard the aircraft. As you may know, we have a policy in place that requires any Customer who cannot be safely, comfortably, and completely accommodated in one seat with both armrests in the down position to purchase the number of seats occupied. We require and expect our Ground Operations personnel and Flight Attendants to ensure that everyone onboard our flights has adequate seating space.
Admittedly and humbly, our Employees should have recognized the seating needs of this Customer of size before boarding began. Additionally, had our Flight Attendants noticed the seating problem prior to takeoff, they should have contacted station personnel to make arrangements to allow this Customer of size to occupy two seats. If the flight is completely full, then our Employees should either solicit for a volunteer to take a later flight with compensation or offer to reaccommodate the Customer of size so they can occupy the necessary seat(s). We regret that this situation was not addressed and handled appropriately before takeoff.
As a gesture of goodwill for your inconvenience, we have refunded your airfare to the original form of payment used. Please allow one to two billing cycles for the credit to post. I have also issued a $200 Southwest LUV Voucher (in a separate e-mail within ten business days) to ask that you provide us with the opportunity to serve you under more pleasant circumstances. I am hopeful that you will accept this gesture in the spirit intended.
Your thoughts and concerns are invaluable to us, and we thank you for bringing them to our attention. We appreciate your patronage of our Company, and we are looking forward to welcoming you onboard soon.
Sincerely,
Anne, Southwest Airlines
So I had the pleasure of sitting next to a gigantic whale of a man on the flight to Tampa. This guy was so large he was leaking onto my seat. I left the flight with a sore back and sore ass thanks to this prick. Letter to Southwest in the works.
So as you know I rarely have positive customer service industry outcomes.
Today was an exception that that.
I try to slam women every chance I get too!
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Shots fired at Tony’s over the weekend
2:45 PM, Aug 05, 2012 AP
Eighteen shots were fired at Tony’s Bar on College Avenue on Saturday August 4, 2012.
Eye witnesses claim that 18 to 20 shots of a “tequila” like substance were ordered and were “fired off” by a group of white males in their early 20’s.
“Luckily… like no one was like hurt or whatever man, but it was wild and I was totes worried that they would bully me into taking shots too,” said an eyewitness that preferred to remain anonymous.
Authorities suspect the gang of males was part of lightning striking, Steve Lightning striking that is.
When authorities asked main suspect Steve Lightning, a 23 year old Philosophy major at CSU, how the shots were fired off he had this to say.
“So I was just chilling my buds and we were like way excited that the Hunger Games, I mean the Olympics were on TV and we started watching what I thought was women’s volleyball and we got way hyped.” “What sucks is that it turned out to be men’s volleyball by the time we got done with the shots.”
Police are seeking a second suspect that was seen destroying property at Tony’s. An employee took the photo seen below and are asking the public’s help in identifying the suspect.
So it turns out that I might be moving to Las Vegas in November and I can’t say I’m all that excited about it. Don’t get me wrong here. There’s nothing wrong with hookers, massive pyramids, and all you can eat shrimp in the middle of the desert. My only complaint will be the lack of all you guys so please come visit me if I do end up there.
